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Being told 'pick a god and pray' before being stabbed with a spork
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Shiny Nipples
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Being charged the 'ugly fuck' fee by a hooker
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A Raccoon with the personality of a sad buzz saw
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An orgy of one
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Joe Biden.
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George Floyd.
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The Cum Chalice.
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Who's got the herb when I'm dry?
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The Plague.
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with:
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Canada is better than America because we have _____.
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COVID-19
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an Asian man
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a knife between the ribs
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Pearl Harbor
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A death ray.
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The Jews are behind everything -- the government, the banks, even the _____.
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A BDSM convention for children
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Crack rolled in a weed tortilla
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