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Shiny Nipples
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Being told 'pick a god and pray' before being stabbed with a spork
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Being charged the 'ugly fuck' fee by a hooker
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A Raccoon with the personality of a sad buzz saw
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An orgy of one
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Joe Biden.
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George Floyd.
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The Cum Chalice.
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Pyrophilia
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The Goblet of Fire
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Jack Kavorkian
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Regifting
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Selling cock for rock
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Lighting your debtor on fire
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Baby Jesus
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Asshats
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Donald Trump
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Random Pick Cards
Making someone cry by beating them at Mario Party
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Rednecks
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The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Blowing so hard into an interlock you throw up a little
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Rimjob
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hiding the Christmas pickle.
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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